When you've used up all your fucks, grab a bottle of snarky salts and head for the tub. Each bottle contains a relaxing blend of natural salts, essential oils and coconut milk so you can soak your stress away.
Fuck this shit: Lavender Spearmint. Smells like a fresh goddamn breath of air after a long day.
Everything fucking hurts: Ylang, Lavender and Citrus. Smells like a magical fucking flower garden after an exhausting day of bullshit.
Fucking exhausted: Palmarosa, sweet orange, pink grapefruit, lemon and bergamot. Smells like a magical fucking citrus garden after an exhausting day of bullshit.
What the Actual fuck: Bergamot and Lime. Smells like a stiff fucking drink with notes of, stop talking and go ask someone fucking else.
To use: add contents of the bottle to your tub and soak your cares away.